AlienHeadPro
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Schools
School for Scoundrels,
School of Rock,
Ridgemont High,
Jedi Academy
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Bio
*FAIR WARNING* YOU SPAM ME, I SPAM YOU. I GET ENOUGH OF THAT $#!% ON MYSPACE!
We are Alien Head Productions.
We are the people you're mother never warned you about because she never knew we existed.
We find humor in making fun of you for what you do.
We are the collective that you make fun of. Don't worry, we do the same thing behind your back.
We are a fat gamer guy, a pissed off goth dude, and Agent 9.
We are here to save you from the boring mundane thing that you call life.
We are not here to save you from the boring mundane thing that you call life.
We are very confused.
We are very confusing.
We require nothing but humor, video games, and energy drinks. Maybe a little Taco Bell.
We are not the people who "go against the grain" because we don't deal with sandpaper. That's just stupid.
We the jury find you guilty of being a DeeDeeDee.
We do not make fun of people with problems, we make fun of people, period.
We DO NOT diss religions. That's just not polite.
We are Alien Head Productions.
How may we insult you today?
Do not try to make fun of us. Chances are you are a (one or more of the following): prep, goth, nerd, geek, jock, wimp, emo, freak, feminist, fascist, racist, egotistical, gangsta, redneck, druggy, mother, father, gamer, hippy, skater, blader, guitarist, drummer, singer, dancer, drunkard, race car driver, construction worker, rodent exterminator, or the cockroach himself.
WE are all these too.
What we do here is mainly humor. Maybe show a few things that you might not know about. We used to do a few video game reviews, maybe in the future we might get back to that. Until then, sit back and laugh. Look for this profile to expand pending on whether or not MySpace does something about the ridiculous amount of spam. In the meantime, look at myspace.com/alienhp.
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"Your just mad cause you fucked up your own life and probably live with your mommy. You dont understand goths and emos because your probably one of those richboys and christians who think theyr ways are always right. Well let me tell you: FUCK YOU!! Im tired of peole like you spewing bullshit all over the internet.
blah blah blah go die in a hole. blah "
That was (most of) the message I just received from, guess what: a pissed off 14-year-old bi emo girl on Bolt.com.
First: my life is where I want it to be. Don't compare what I've done to the cowardly scars on your own wrist.
Secondly: I'm sorry you're emo because your parents wouldn't buy you that toy when you were younger or they never hugged you enough. Tip: Get off the cross, build a bridge with it and get over it. When you get older be the best parent any kid could ask for. Rather than prolonging the hate that you've suffered through, try and show others that there is life beyond the black clothes and Slipknot music.
Fourth: my religion has nothing to do with this. Don't ever bring it up again.
Fifth: My bs is mostly true because, well, it is. I tried to bring humor to this site and make a few people laugh. But the amount of awkward, inane, monotonous people that follow each other like lemmings, be they prep or goth/emo, on this site have just forced me to say: forget it.
Finally: Learn to spell.
Kthanxbai.
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I've pretty much given up on Alien Head on here and Myspace.
Let's face it: Bolt is for 14-year-old bi emo girls and the 17 year old boys who can't have them.
I've never met a more shameful bunch of pathetic humans in my entire life.
And on Myspace no one does anything. No one sends us funny messages, jokes, videos, anything. It's a waste of space.
Alien Head is a failed project between two friends during high school. We're nothing more than a wannabe ripoff of Destructoid (may it burn in internet hell), Newgrounds, and whatever else you want to compare us to.
Fuck you all.
Good night.
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So a few days ago I had a back and forth between this little midget.
Why?
Because he saw the profile on the main page, clicked on it, and didn't like us.
I can recall this happening once on Myspace also.
I deleted the emails but here's the gist of it all:
Fag "lol u guyz r gay. I didnt laugh once at your page. you suck!!!!!
Us "The fuck you say?"
Fag "I fucked your ugly fat ass mother you piece of shit. Fuck you"
Us "The fuck you say?"
Fag "Fuck you faggots!!!!"
Us "Dude, you messaged us first. Why are you trying to cuss us out?"
Fag "Because you suck your moms dick/ fuck you die!!!"
Us "Sorry we didn't show up at your house, put a gun to your head and force you to click on our page. You were the one who came here, started shit acting like your a big badass, ATTEMPTED to cuss us out when you only proved how immature you really are. You're only 14, why don't you go watch your skateboarding, listen to your emo music, cut your wrists, and cry more about why you don't have a girlfriend. Next time you try to take on someone older, smarter and generally better than you: think twice. And one more thing: get some mental fucking help because you obviously need it if you're retarded enough to pull some shit like this."
Little bitch has yet to reply.
I should also note that this did not occur on Bolt, but a video gaming community website.
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