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Girls Only Please :)

would you kiss me?
[ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe:)
Am I attractive?
[ ] Heck no [ ] hot [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay [ ] Ugly! [ ] Very pretty
Would you love me?
[ ] To death [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] As a friend [ ] Already do
I look like..
[ ] A player
[ ] a wife/husband
[ ] One time thing
[ ] Next bf/gf
[ ] A friend
[ ] A friend with benefits
[ ] A possibility
[ ] A loser
[ ] A hottie
If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me?
[ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe
Would you rather.. ??
[ ] Hook up with me
[ ] Cuddle with me
[ ] Date me
[ ] Friends
[ ] Friends with benefits
[ ] Marry me
On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me..
[ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10
What would you want me to be to you?
[ ] Friend
[ ] Girlfriend/Boyfriend
[ ] Friend with benefits
[ ] Husband/Wife
If you had a chance to tell me something, what would it be?
Are you going to repost this so i can answer for you?
[ ] Yes [ ] No

G/F Application

1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Fave Color:
4. Eye/Hair colour:
HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...
1. Are we friends?
2. Do you have a crush on me?
3. Would you kiss me?
4. ...with tongue?
5. Would you enjoy it?
6. Would you ever ask me out?
7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?
9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
11.Would you walk on the beach with me? and then take advantage of me?
12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
13. Do you/have you talked junk about me?
14. Do you think I'm a good person?
15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)?
16. Would you let anything happen in that bed?
17.Do you think I'm hot?
18. If you could change anything about me -would you?
19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
20. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
21. what do you rate me outta 1-10?
____________________________________________________
If we met under the mistletoe...
put ur lil side comments if u like!!!!!!!
Would You kiss ME?
[ _ ] YES
[ _ ] NO
If YES..
[ _ ] CHEEK
[ _ ] LIPS
Do you even need a mistletoe to kiss me?
[ _ ] YES
[ _ ] NO
[ _] HEkk NO!
____________________________________________________
would you...
[_]go out with me?
[_]give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _ - _ _ _ _
[_] kiss me?
[_] let me kiss you?
[_] watch a movie with me?
[_]let me take you out to dinner?
[_]let me drive you somewhere
[_] cut some rug with me?
[_] take a shower with me?
[_] be my bf/gf?
[_] have a fling with me?
[_] let me buy you a drink?
[_] take me home for the night?
[_] Would you let me sleep in your bed?
[_] Sing car karaoke w/ me?
[_] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[_] give me a piggyback ride?
[_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere
[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[_] lick my cheek?
[_] dance with me?
[_] let me make you breakfast?
[_] help me with homework?
[_] tickle me to death?
[_] let me tickle you?
[_] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] play strip poker with me?
[_] say yes if i asked you out?
[_] get wasted with me?
[_] instant message me?
[_] greet me in public?
[_] hang out with me?
[_] bring me around your friends?
D0 Y0U...
[_] think im cute?
[_] think im hot?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to cuddle wit me?
[_] want to hook up with me?
[_] want to have sex with me?
ARE WE...
[_] aquintences?
[_] friends?
[_] in a relationship?
[_] gonna have kids?
AM i...
[_] smart?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] loveable?
[_] adorable?
[_] compassionate?
[_]annoying?
[_] great to be with?
[_] attractive?
[_] mean?
[_] odd?
[_] THICK?
HAVE Y0U EVER...
[_] thought about me?
[_] thought there might be an "us"?
[_] thought about hookin up with me?
[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[_] wished i were there?
[_] grabbed me?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] idolized me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] had a dream about me?
[_] been distracted by me?
[_] wanted to have sex with me?

Just fer u Wimmin :)

24 ways to keep a woman happy:

1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things; they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewellery is for wussies and chavs.

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words '**** you,' and grab the other girl's ass. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."

9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

11. Warm her up when she's cold... but not by giving her your jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say, "If you don't stop *****ing about the cold right now, you're going to be *****ing about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball.

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "No, she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts... and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

21. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

22. Remember her birthday, but don't get her anything. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

23. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a dustbin day leave the dustbin open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much, but I think it's funny.

24. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will ensure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now don't call. That's also quite funny!