Bio
You're a Jessie if:
-You have ADD, OCD, BDD, and pretty much anything with a d at the end.
-You're extremely random, and at times your friends fear you.
-You walk weird.
-Sometimes you talk so fast no one knows what the hell you're saying.
-You have no clue when someone is into you.
-You have a guy named Tom living in your head.
-You tend to be shy at first, but when you get used to people you talk too freaking much.
-You suck at anything that involves movement.
-You love signs, but you have none.
-You have the shortest attention span of anyone you know, but you get pissed when ignored.
-You're slightly paranoid and just a tad bit insane.
-You're frequently called a hypochondriac. (*cough, cough, Cynthia!*)
-People think you're really smart, but you just don't see it.
-Your favorite color is black.
-You like to refer to yourself in the third person.
-Not many people know you exist.
-You think work is short for slave labor.
-You room is a mess 85% of the time.
-You love your friends too much.(Yes, I do have a heart contrary to popular belief.)
-You hate when people type like they've never been to school.
-You think that children are the epitome of evil.
-You think squirrels and pigeons are out to get you. (I was crapped on 3 times once on a trip in Harlem and attacked by a squirrel that jumped on me from a tree.)
-You dream of a better tomorrow...where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
