I really enjoy ironed shirts, country music, finding golf balls, hand-eye co-ordination, seeing how many envelopes I can lick in an hour and then trying to break that record, natives, and all other types of ills; feces. My main hobbies are video taping plastic bags, standing on one foot, reading quotes, letting children search for candy in my pockets and teasing the blind. I also enjoy eating mayonnaise, beating up elderly quadriplegics, and stealing womens magazines. I hope I havnt offended anyone with my terrible brand of humor, but seriously my Mom says Im funny!