Zanzibar19

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Zanzibar19

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The revolution will not be televised... because TV is dead and no one is watching it anymore.

And why? Because the big networks keep subjecting us to the same old, tired, processed, safe, mediocre programming. Does anyone really want to watch clone 271 of FRIENDS? Or how about CSI: DES MOINES anyone?

Here at Zanzibar19.com our mission is simple. Be original. Be funny.

For too long we've been subjected to the same old network drivel. Bored to tears over television because Network Executives are too afraid to take a risk when it comes the programs they allow you to watch.

We here at Zanzibar19 say, “Pull your balls out of your purse, Network Executives.” Zanzibar19's balls are out. In fact, they're in my left hand right now as I write this mission statement to you. What? It helps me think when I juggle my nuts.

So join the Zanzibar19 revolution with your iPods, your MySpace, your YouTube, your boss's broadband connections.

So, coming soon, join us every Wednesday for our show, SNOWMEN HUNTERS. SNOWMEN HUNTERS is funny. It's lewd. It's disgusting and your mother would weep if she knew you were watching. It's our answer to what is lacking in network television. SNOWMEN HUNTERS so funny in fact, that we guarantee you'll drop a deuce in your pants or you get the first season FREE. That's right, at Zanzibar19.com we will NEVER charge you for watching our shows. It's all FREE all the time.

So click over to Zanzibar19.com to watch SNOWMEN HUNTERS. And while you're there, check out all the other free stuff like deleted scenes, trailers for upcoming shows and me...juggling my nuts.

So turn off your TV and turn on Zanzibar19.com.

Zanzibar19.com "It's not TV. It's good."

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I'd Like to Meet: Farrelly Brothers, Bill Murray, Dane Cook, Paul Thomas Anderson, Bryan Singer, Harold Ramis, Butros Butros Galle, Steven Spielberg, Kevin Smith, Paul Reubens, Ivan Reitman, JC Chazes. And when we die: Phil Hartman, John Belushi, Chris Farley and Rob Schneider (Because that’ll mean he’s dead too. Wishful thinking).
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So it turns out Sherman Rance and his bloodless snowmen enemies have one thing in common. They both love musical theater. And knife fighting.


In this weeks’ episode, SNOWMEN HUNTERS Episode 08: Michael Jackson F@#*s Boys, we see Sherman’s a Jet, because when you’re a Jet, you’re a Jet all the way.


What does this mean? And what the hell does it have to do with Michael Jackson’s unnatural love for boys? Tune in and find out.


Brought to you by the fine, damaged people at Zanzibar19.com.






Enjoy, C & R


Come on over here and check it out. . . Zanzibar19.com.


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August 01, 2008 10:19PM EDT
Thanks for adding me to your friendslist.
Glad to be your friend^_^
August 13, 2006 08:28PM EDT
message me
August 13, 2006 07:39PM EDT
thanks for the friends request
August 13, 2006 11:39AM EDT
Thanks for the Add.
August 13, 2006 03:56AM EDT
thanks 4the add
August 13, 2006 02:57AM EDT
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August 13, 2006 02:56AM EDT
thanks for the add!
August 13, 2006 02:53AM EDT
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