"here lies an atheist. all dressed up and nowhere to go". actually i wont have one. I'm getting cremated. i don't need a memorial garden weighing on my loved ones minds like an annoying grandparent constantly bitching that they never visit. by biggest concern about death? hoping that I'll die of a sudden serious brain injury near a hospital so as much of my body as possible is still viable for transplant.
Same as above, I don't want a gravestone. I want a giant epic statue depicting me wrestling bears and fighting cossacks armed with AK-47's on top of mount Everest :D