mikhailangelo14

Flight from LA to Manila...

I made this on the plane cause I don't have anything to do... I think the whole flight is 16 hours...


As I seat on the plane; my back hurts, my neck hurts, my left knee hurts, and my bladder is always full. Then the screen in front of me is all blurry, a good film for a bad screen how irritating. I looking on the window on a beautiful horizon; it’s like a painting on Venice by some Italian painter.

I hate the food here, even that steak that have the grill marking on it. I bet there’s no grill on this plane, talk about smoke inside of the plane. Everything seems so dry inside the plane except your bladder. The air, food, your skin, your throat cause you have a limited drinks, everything is just dry. Oh yeah limited drinks, I’m on an economy class, talk about the crowd here.

Then the old lady beside me can’t stop talking about how cute her grand children are. I bet after this plane arrived in Manila she will have that magical power to stand up straight take her bag from that top storage or whatever you call it then rush to the exit. Yes I’m having those relationship when your on the plane, and the person beside you will pretend to be your best friend. And after the plane landed they don’t care and race toward the exit. Seriously, does people think that the last person will be on the exit will be ask to stay to go back where they depart?

I am actually now imagining myself not riding to that walkalator or something like that. Cause it doesn’t go all along towards the exit. I mean you will ride it then walk for 5 steps and ride it again, then walk another 5 steps it is just irritating. Then there are those people who is riding that thing and still walking fast as they can bumping you and your bag then they will smile at you. That irritating smile with words like “I’m sorry”. I’m sorry? I’m sorry? Walk on the flood not on this thing cause this is for the sloth.

After you get through everything, you will have your baggage. Ah, baggage the holiest thing on a Filipino’s mind. I always wonder what’s in that box that mysterious box wrap in those ninja scroll of tapes. What’s inside of that box? Is it so important they can’t put it on a safer traveling bag? Probably what’s in that box are some Styrofoam and some I don’t know unused deodorant or toothbrush. Ah the scent of a soap.

Ok back to the old lady; the old lady who probably too old that when she was 18 toothbrush wasn’t even invented. But that I can handle, talk about when one time I’m on the plane and this white guy beside me don’t even know how to use a deodorant. What’s so hard about using a deodorant? You just remove the cap and roll it on, that’s not hard for a 27 something year old man. Or how many of us experience when you are trying to sleep but someone is snoring so hard you can’t even hear the engine of the plane.

Now that they are showing Everybody Loves Raymond with their shitty screen, a drop of soda, cookies, and your full bladder everyone is laughing. Now I wonder if they are showing comedy and people laugh, if they show drama people cry, what if they show porn? Will people moan?, or will people just pretend not seeing the film and tell the person beside him “they are shit, how could hey show porn 36,000 feet above?”

The best thing you have to bring with you in a flight is a laptop with spare batteries. Cause they don’t usually play music that you like. Well movies are usually good, but your not in a theater where you can have popcorn, sodas, a nicer screen or whenever you like; what you actually have is a dried pretzels, a spit of soda, a full bladder, and a shitty 12 screen. Plus if you have your laptop with you can play movies you actually like, and pause it whenever you like for example the man behind you stop snoring or the old lady beside you stop talking about their cute little grand children or all people learn how to roll a deodorant then you can sleep.

How can we describe the lavatory? Some square feet with a toilet bowl, and a sink, and oh yeah it also act as its storage. Can’t they make it a little bigger for us to move? I mean I am very short but I know that lavatory is too small. The flush of the toilet produce a spit then suck whatever you put in it; which of course sometimes failed. You go in after someone and the horror of looking in the bowl is just creeping and even you didn’t use it you will going to flush it over and over again, because you don’t want that next person who got in to think your some nasty piece of shit who don’t know how to flush.

What about babies on board? I love babies but I don’t like baby crying when your trying to sleep and the person beside that baby (not the parent) will go like “Aw, so cute maybe he needs some milk”. A compliment then a suggestion, why would they give a damn to give a suggestion? Cause all of us want to sleep. I wonder how happy they get on board and how sad after sitting with a baby. Even if you’re not sitting with the baby beside you, you are still not safe for it’s violent, roaring, mutated feces. That thing is worst that a nuclear meltdown, or a leak on the most dangerous biological weapon.

What I like really enjoy doing flying on a plane is reading, in fact before I board inside the plane I bought two books. Angels and Demons and The Da Vinci Code, why would a normal person buy two books if he can’t even finish one. Oh Angels and Demons is a great book I’m half way through and it just gets better and better.

The kid I can see not far just three seats away have this hand-held console Nintendo DS, and his brother have Sony PSP. Man, can’t kids get anything they want today? I bet they already have X Box 360 and before their birthday Wii will come out in the store and before Christmas Sony Playstation 3 will come out. Yes parents are in trouble this year, a good year for the gaming world but a bad year on the parents wallet.

I was browsing earlier on that inflight duty free shop and I bought a $26 plane model. Which would be normally cheaper when you are not in the plane itself. Why do we really buy something inside the plane when it is more cheaper when your not? It’s because of how we pack our things. We pack it an hour before our flight so we forget everything, we forget what to take and what to leave, or sometimes we just forget to buy something for that special person. So those life saver attendant who sells 50% more expensive stuff to us and we can’t seems to control ourselves on buying whatever they bring to us. Wine, model, cigarette, chocolates, perfume you name it they have it. I wonder to they sell a can of sodas so I can have more and I can go back to that silly lavatory.

The thing I like flying on a plane is that you wouldn’t have to do anything for 15 hours straight, but few people seems to appreciate it and if you can just read what’s on their mind they will go like “ohhhh how come this plane take so much time blah blah blah” as if they have a choice. Well if they don’t like flying then don’t its actually easy to say no. They can always take cruising for weeks or months if they really hate plane so much. Then they will say that they hate flying cause you don’t have nothing to do, I bet if you could see their record on their work it’s pretty much “call-in-sick”.

Well the plane is moving violently and I think I’m almost on my destination, so I guess this long typing could be ended by now. Well thanks for your time reading this blog that didn’t make any sense... have a nice time on your next flight.