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Akatsuki Mall Experience

Shops you don't want to see Akatsuki in!
Cast:
Leader
Deidara
Sasori
Tobi
Zetsu
Itachi
Kisame
Hidan
(Akatsuki members enter a mall, leader looks around gives a sigh)
Leader: Now, let's make this quick, I hate malls. (All the Akatsuki members vanish) Where the hell did they go!
(Itachi comes up to a Hot Topic and looks in, just as his brother Sasuke comes out)
Itachi: I didn't know he shops here. (hides from Sasuke who walks by)
Clerk: On sale, black everything. (smiles helping Itachi)
(Kisame finds the pet store and starts hearing gossip from some fish)
Kisame: You don't say, dating the owner.
(Deidara finds the hobby store, but soon is being chased by mall cops)
Sasori: You just had to blow up the clay didn't you? (runs with him and takes a deep breath)
Deidara: Well, I thought it would be a blast!
(Zetsu comes out of a flower shop just as Tobi exits a toy store with a large package)
Zetsu: What's that?
Tobi: Hungry, Hungry Hippos! Wanna play when we get back Zetsu-san?
Zetsu: Where are the hippos?
Tobi: They're in the game.
(Hidan's partner is being arrested by the mall cops)
Hidan: I told you that it was bad idea, but you just had to try and rob Christian family bookstores! (is also being arrested and shakes his head as he knocks out the cops)
(Leader walks out with a bag)
Leader: I leave you all alone for a few minutes you all manage to either get arrested, blown up, and worse!
Deidara: But it was fun!
Tobi: I got a game, but Zetsu ate it! (points to a red box)
Zetsu: It didn't taste like hippos.
Leader: You guys are embarrassing!
Itachi: Black nail polish is on sale at Hot Topic. (walks up holding a Hot Topic bag with Emo makeup) They even gave me a makeover.

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