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welcome to my world of crazy inventions August 22, 2008 04:40PM EDT

Mopeder

July 08, 2008 08:23AM EDT

CELESTIA- ANGEL1

Daily Humor August 3, 2007 During a busy day selling major appliances for a national retailer, I realized I was not making much progress toward the closing of one sale. I had been showing a man several freezers, but they didn't seem to be exactly what he was looking for. "Perhaps," I said hopefully, "an upright freezer is not what you really need. If you'll just come over to the corner with me, I'll be glad to show you my small chest." "Oh, dear," he said with a chuckle. "And I assured my wife I couldn't possibly get into any trouble if I waited for her in the appliance department." - submitted to Reader's Digest by Suzanne Bertand August 03, 2007 09:06AM EDT

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Daily Humor July 29, 2007 Camping one weekend, I arrived at the shower house, which had three stalls, and chose the middle one. Only cold water emerged from the pipes. I heard two more people enter and take the showers on either side. When I saw steam billowing from the one on my left, I commented, "My shower is all cold water." "My shower is all hot," she replied. From the third stall, a small voice declared, "And my shower is just right." - submitted to Reader's Digest by Becky Bailey July 29, 2007 10:09AM EDT

CELESTIA- ANGEL1

Just a quick hi in here to Steve! Have you been working a lot lately? July 27, 2007 11:46AM EDT

CELESTIA- ANGEL1

June 12, 2007 After two long, dark, icy winters of duty in Alaska, my daughter and her husband were assigned to Holloman Air Force Base in southern New Mexico. One week after their arrival it snowed -- the first snow in that desert region for years. "The Air Force is great," said my son-in-law. "They not only moved us down here, bag and baggage, they also flew in the weather." - submitted to Reader's Digest by Mac O'Hearn June 12, 2007 06:40PM EDT

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Daily Humor June 8, 2007 After our friend Tom had been a temporary bachelor for several weeks, we stopped by his home to visit him. My wife asked if he was eating properly. "Well, I do eat a lot of dog food," Tom told her. "Dog food!" my wife exclaimed, horrified. "I can't believe you would be eating anything like that!" "Come to the kitchen and I'll show you," Tom replied. Opening the refrigerator door, he waved his hand at a row of doggie bags from some of the best restaurants in town. - submitted to Reader's Digest by J Bowman June 08, 2007 02:43PM EDT

CELESTIA- ANGEL1

HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY!! DON'T DO ANYTHING I WOULDN'T DO! SMILE...ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY!! June 08, 2007 01:08PM EDT

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June 3, 2007 After an exhausting 12-hour drive to our honeymoon destination in Daytona Beach, Fla., my husband and I decided to refresh ourselves with a dip in the motel pool. I must have dropped a few pounds to pre-wedding jitters, because each time I dived into the pool, I lost either the top or bottom of my skimpy new bikini. We had the pool to ourselves, so we just laughed and retrieved the pieces. Later we dressed for dinner and went down to the motel restaurant. Waiting for a table, we sat in the lounge and ordered drinks. Above the bar was a huge, empty, glistening fish tank. Curious, my husband asked, "Why is such a beautiful fish tank empty?" The bartender grinned from ear to ear as he replied, "That's not a fish tank. It's the swimming pool." - submitted to Reader's Digest by Tara Kelly Walworth June 03, 2007 11:25AM EDT

CELESTIA- ANGEL1

Hi Steve...I sent u an email in here. Hope u are doing well. I'm busy working during the week and relaxing on weekends! May 14, 2007 08:13PM EDT

TheSexyA- ish

You are cool let's be friends April 29, 2007 01:02PM EDT

CELESTIA- ANGEL1

April 27, 2007 While staying at our retreat in the Sierras, I was awakened by loud singing from a nearby cabin. After what seemed like hours of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat," and "Ninety-Nine Bottles of Beer," I tried to think of non-hostile ways to let the revelers know just how disturbing the racket was. Finally I walked out on the back deck and sang, to the tune of "Taps": "Day is done, gone the sun, from the hill, from the dale, from the sky. It's two o'clock, I need rest. God is nigh." My serenade was rewarded by a burst of applause and then beautiful silence - submitted to Reader's Digest by Barbara Elvin April 27, 2007 10:29AM EDT

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April 24, 2007 While on maternity leave, a woman from our office brought in her new bundle of joy. She also had her seven-year-old son with her. Everyone gathered around the baby, and the little boy asked, "Mommy, can I have some money to buy a soda?" "What do you say?" she said. Respectfully, the boy replied, "You're thin and beautiful." The woman reached in her purse and gave her son the money. April 24, 2007 07:14PM EDT

CELESTIA- ANGEL1

Good Easter Morning to you! Have a safe and relaxing day. April 08, 2007 11:01AM EDT

CELESTIA- ANGEL1

Have a great Easter! Not sure if you celebrate that holiday. Just wanted to say Hello! April 06, 2007 10:23AM EDT

qwer21234

Respect bro March 27, 2007 03:59PM EDT

CELESTIA- ANGEL1

Happy Weekend to U! March 24, 2007 10:24AM EDT

Ziomeknb

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ByronicC- mmand

Thanks for favoring that video :) February 03, 2007 03:58PM EST

xoom420

thanks for adding my video to your favorites! i'm glad you like it! have a great day! February 03, 2007 12:18PM EST

Mopeder

February 02, 2007 01:18PM EST

CELESTIA- ANGEL1

Good Morning Steve! January 28, 2007 03:06AM EST

CELESTIA- ANGEL1

Hi. Will be back on later January 26, 2007 11:54AM EST

Mopeder

January 24, 2007 03:14PM EST